Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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