Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
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At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
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I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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