I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
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I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Drake has all the answers
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