Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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