so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
