i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
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like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
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Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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