its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
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Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
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Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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