I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Randomize
