He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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