The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
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