I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
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so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
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you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
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As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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