OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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