the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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