Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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