when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
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to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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