every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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