My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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