I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
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I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
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They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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