i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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