no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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