I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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