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I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute

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(216): View more from Ohio

bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away

(440): View more from Ohio

isn't bella the cat???

(216): View more from Ohio

that she is

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.

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(315): View more from New York

We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...

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(309): View more from Illinois

Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.

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