I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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