You just made me feel so damn special
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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