so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
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She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
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he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Such a big mess for such a small penis
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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