Midget sex pt 2 tonight
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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