It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
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Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
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How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
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