Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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