What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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