Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
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Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
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Oh Jesus.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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