if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
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If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
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When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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