if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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