exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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