Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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