is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
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