scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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