Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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