Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
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i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
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People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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