I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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