If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Someone came in the potted fern
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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