office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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