Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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