Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
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