honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Is it penis luge time yet?
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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