Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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