dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
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He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
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Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
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2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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