No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
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WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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