I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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