I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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