sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
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Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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