Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever

(414): View more from Wisconsin

I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us

(608): View more from Wisconsin

you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow

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(310): View more from California

i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off

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(386): View more from Florida

You going to midnight mass? we need a dd

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(650): View more from California

Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?

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(318): View more from Louisiana

Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.

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(979): View more from Texas

It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.

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(805): View more from California

Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores

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