no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.