Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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