You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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