Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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