wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
is that a dick in a sweater?
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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