doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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